“Crystal Lake Mayor Aaron Shepley is trying to fool you into thinking his 75% sales tax increased is smaller than it really is.
“Have you heard people complaining about the RTA sales tax that went into effect April Fool’s Day?
“Boy, are we fools to be paying that extra half cent on a dollar to bail out the CTA!” Cat Dad said.
“Mayor Shepley’s sales tax hike is a 75% sales tax hike.
“That’s really high.”
“Maybe you are right,” Keely replied, upon reflection.
“Now can I have some cat candy?”