“What’s a chop, Cat Dad?”

What could I tell Keely?

I had a pork chop Sunday, but I didn’t share it with him.

All of his gourmet food comes out of little cans.

But he sure looks like he is licking his chops.

It must be the sauce in the little cans.

Is there some circumstance in which Keely Cat could be licking his chops about Crystal Lake Mayor Aaron Shepley’s 75% sales tax increase?

Maybe if Keely gets some more dream time, he’ll come up with an idea of how to kill it before it kills the City of Crystal Lake’s retail business establishments.