“I look peaceful.
“But Cat Dad is irritating me with those bright lights.
“Why can’t he learn to play with his Cat Dad toy in the dark?
“Anyway, I’m irritated.
“Cat Dad knows to leave me alone, but I don’t thing Mayor Aaron Shepley does.
“If I decide to pounce on anything, I can cause lots of trouble.
“Maybe the look I am giving here will be enough to convince Mayor Shepley to back off on his 75% sales tax hike.
“If not, remember, I like to hunt at night and I’m getting tired of waiting for those rabid bats the McHenry County Republican Cat Tax Collectors kept warning about.
“I need new prey.”