As the federal and state governments prepare to take a knife to our wallets today to extract income tax, Keely Cat is wondering if his expertise with these kitchen knifes could be useful.

Keely’s expertise, besides being able to give that Crystal Lake 75% sales tax hiker quite a “look,” has been limited to gnawing on the knife handles.

Since they are Cutco knives, the company would replace them with no questions asked.