”If you won’t get me a play and sleep mate, I’ll just have to make the best of things,” says Keely Cat.

“I’ll spend my day sleeping as close to other paws as I can get,” he continues.

“It surely has been boring in this house since the McHenry County Republican Cat Tax Collector threat went away.

“Oh, well, I think I’ll go back to sleep now that those bright flashing light has gone away.”