Governor Rod Blagojevich seeks ghost writer to capitalize on the national infamy he is orchestrating prior to his entry into confined spaces for a prolonged period of time.

Seeking assistant who will work for a cut of the profits. Assistant must be capable of rendering tape recorded “BLEEPS” into language acceptable to an editor.

Dan Walker’s autobiography could be used as a template, cutting back and forth between prison memories and those of the outside world.

Experience in self-publishing might prove useful.