25 Things about Rod Blagojevich

Crystal Lake Heck of a Guy blogger Allan Showalter rightly thought I might have missed this story on McSweeney’s.


I’m like a cat.

A powerful, hungry cat.

But I’m also a great man.

A man who helps people.

A man who helps people who is also a strong cat in the wild, taking what he wants.

I could be in movies, I think.

Or on television. You know what?

When this is over, I’m going to write a book.

Think of it as an advance on David Letterman’s Top Ten things about Rod Blagojevich.

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With apologies to Keely cat, who I believe was just yawning, rather than getting ready to take what he wants.

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