25 Things about Rod Blagojevich
Crystal Lake Heck of a Guy blogger Allan Showalter rightly thought I might have missed this story on McSweeney’s.
24.
I’m like a cat.
A powerful, hungry cat.
But I’m also a great man.
A man who helps people.
A man who helps people who is also a strong cat in the wild, taking what he wants.
I could be in movies, I think.
Or on television. You know what?
When this is over, I’m going to write a book.
Think of it as an advance on David Letterman’s Top Ten things about Rod Blagojevich.
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With apologies to Keely cat, who I believe was just yawning, rather than getting ready to take what he wants.
