Contract in Place, Ghost Writer Needed

Now that impeached and convicted Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich says he has signed a six-figure contract to write a book, this January 2nd article needs to go up again.

Governor Rod Blagojevich seeks ghost writer to capitalize on the national infamy he is orchestrating prior to his entry into confined spaces for a prolonged period of time.

Seeking assistant who will work for a cut of the profits. Assistant must be capable of rendering tape recorded “BLEEPS” into language acceptable to an editor.

Dan Walker’s autobiography could be used as a template, cutting back and forth between prison memories and those of the outside world.

Experience in self-publishing might prove useful.

Oops. Scratch that last line.

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