The City of Crystal Lake’s summer “City Letter” offers the following suggestion for “Excessive heat”:
“If you are outdoors – Use a public pool to cool down your body temperature and prevent heat-related illnesses...”
The only problem with the suggestion, obviously newsletter filler not written by a Crystal Lake resident, is that Crystal Lake does not have a “public pool.”
We have a lake.
It’s called Crystal Lake.
Next summer Crystal Lake residents can also dip themselves into Vulcan Lake (or whatever it will be called by newcomers).