The Joe Walsh horse trailer.

Green Party candidate Bill Scheurer saw the horse trailer that Republican Joe Walsh is going to take around the district and came up with this “Top 10 Reasons”:

Top 10 Reasons Why Joe Walsh Is Living In A Horse Trailer

10.  It’s the only way he could afford to live in the district.
9.    Someone told him it came with free ice cream.
8.    He couldn’t afford a car.
7.    It’s big enough to hold all his supporters.
6.   Cars are unconstitutional. The founding fathers didn’t drive cars!
5.   He gets all his best ideas from a talking horse.
4.   To demonstrate the GOP housing plan. It even has windows!
3.   Someone promised him a free pony ride.
2.   The bank foreclosed on his campaign office.
1.   That darn bookmobile was all filled up with books!

“Just having some fun here at my fellow-candidate’s expense,” Scheurer observed. “Joe and I actually are on friendly terms. We both are favorite targets of the local paper that favors the incumbent.”