On the last day of the month, McHenry County Board Chairman Ken Koehler will hold his annual Woodstock fundraiser at Route 14’s Deeters on the northwest edge of town.

Ordinary folks can come for $50, but, if you want to be a Koehlermeister, the price is $1,000.

Sounds like a German name.

$1,000 to be a Koehlermeister.