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Zombie Nest on North Side of Crystal Lake

October 30, 2012 By: Cal Skinner Category: Crystal Lake, On Target, Zombies

Warning from the On Target folks:

STALEMATE!

SITREP

An important piece of intel informs us that the Zombie nest has been identified – the Northwest corner of the OnTarget Range property. Capitalizing on this info we’ve taken the fight outdoors – directly to the Zombies!

After two nights of intense battles the skirmish lines are at a standstill. The Zombie Hordes are re-grouping and we need more shooters! Three nights remain in the fight of our lives.

PLAN

We believe that in the next 3 nights, the Zombies will continue to gain strength and numbers. Halloween night will see Zombies at their strongest – they may even have a chance at overrunning our positions! We need more shooters to repel the Zombie attack!

TIMING

The greatest Zombie activity occurs between the hours of 6PM -10PM.

ACTIONS

Shoot live Zombies with specially designed “Zombie guns” and “Zombie repelling ammo!”

PERSONNEL

Recruiting Shooters of all ages from 7 on up. If you can aim a gun and pull a trigger you’re qualified as an able-bodied, Zombie-repelling, soldier in the war on horror!

2 Comments to “Zombie Nest on North Side of Crystal Lake”


  1. Cindy says:

    The Linda Moore ad is covering the type on this story. (Have to click on comment to actually read the story.)

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  2. Fixed, thank you.

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