The message on this t-shirt is a direct hit.
I should be wearing it.
“I’m not bald, I’m just taller than my hair.”
That’s what it says.
Why does that hit close to home?
My given name is “Calvin.”
I’ve been trying to lose the “vin” since forever.
“Calvin” comes from the Latin adjective “calvus, -a, -um.”
(Didn’t know I took Latin, did you?)
So, my nickname in Roman times might have been “baldy.”
And those who have met me know how much of my hair is left.