Every month Chicago Tribune columnist John Kass devotes a column to the “Golden Moutza” of the month.
Naturally, former House Speaker Dennis Hastert won in April, but a runner up was Hebron Village President John Jacobson.
The text was
“And Mayor John Jacobson, the village president of tiny Hebron, Ill., who said his arrest for crack cocaine has nothing to do with his work as a village official.
“Mayor Pipe Hitta?
“Blow on this!”