Another satirical poem from commenter OldMaBarker:
Here’s my latest quatrain, in honor of the start of our jabbering “Jackal’s” political collapse, leading to his long-overdue, but ultimate, political obliteration.
“Turn on the Lights to Expose the Vermin: How Jack Franks Began His Fall from Grace”
“The Tirio Trio of Victims (Tirio, Ersel and Orville) Avenged”
Scratch a liar — find a thief!
Before the scab is set,
The friendship is but very brief,
Before whatever they can get!
Old Jacko Franks used his ‘charms’ & pow’r,
To set a devilish mail-bomb scam.
Hatched to make his opponents hide & cower,
Abusing the US mails for his vile voter-sham!
When Jacko’s loathsome lies did harm Orv & Ersel,
He pranced triumphantly before his minyan o’ minions!
But his base pride led to his political reversal,
When Jacko likewise targeted Tirio, using Fred’s millions.
Thus began the diseased cat’s clawing out of its sick-bag,
When Judge Costello ordered “the fixer’s ID.”
But Dalton refused to play the crooked, blamable hag,
And Breaker Press’ Harris’ “Not I!” cried she.
So who was the malefic spider who spun all the lies?
Tis obscured for now, but if Prossnitz be true …
Off will come the cunning disguise,
And Jackanapes Franks will be found in the stew.
Jack Skank-Franks lorded over his County Masked Ball,
-But Jacko’s corruption caused his Great Fall!
All of Fred Eychaner’s horses, and all of his ‘men’
Couldn’t glue Jacko back together again!
For the sick dirty tricks Jack so labored to hide,
Were exposed to all, uncovering his true self:
Which was hideous, sleazy and oh, so “Jekyll & Hyde,”
The courtroom exposé tossed his whole career on the shelf!