From William Parrot:

Epistle

….  a reading from the first (most likely the only) letter of Saint Toni to the huddled masses  …

Brothers, sisters and those in transit:

… blessed are the government bureaucrats for they shall issue mandates with which they need not comply  …

Follow the ‘science’ for it shall widen my influence over all the aspects of your daily existence.

Those who would shameth their neighbors for questioning my dictates will be applauded as snitches and exalted by a complicit media.

Seek not guidance outside the limits of narrowly filtered news for it shall stand as a blasphemy unto my omnipotent power unfettered by common sense & critical thinking.

Verily I say unto you: wear your seatbelt, buckle your mask & roll up your sleeve for the vaccine which cometh from a galaxy far, far away as unaccountable bean counters craft the new normal for the great unwashed.

amen