Satire on Pritzker as Good as the Babylon Bee

A Friend of McHenry County Blog pointed me to this article from Chicago Architecture.

It was published on April Fool’s Day.

Here’s the part that had me laughing:

A spokesman for the governor indicated that because no residents would be displaced, the project can proceed without going through any city zoning approvals.  

But Census Bureau records indicate there is at least one person who lives at the Thompson Center. 

Leroy Brown, the self-described “baddest man in the whole damn town” makes his home on the fringes of the Thompson Center’s subterranean food court, between the Secretary of State’s V.I.P. office and the Burger King. 

When told of the governor’s plan to move in he said, “Well, there goes the neighborhood.”


Satire on Pritzker as Good as the Babylon Bee — 2 Comments

  1. The article DOES NOT mention anything about the toilets being removed.

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