The Easter Pig

For those who wish to terrorize parents:

“Don’t you think I could play the part?”

No, it’s not the little kid who eats too much candy.

It’s the explanation of why adults don’t get see the results of visits by the Easter Bunny.

Didn’t you ever wonder why there is no candy when you wake up Easter morning after sleeping in?

The reason is quite simple.

The Easter Pig has gotten it before you awoke.

Now some adults might tell this story to their grandkids, but THAT WOULD BE WRONG.

Why would a grandparent want to torture their kids on Easter morning?


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