McHenry County Blog

Put together sex and drugs and it almost guarantees media coverage.

In this instance the story revolves around McHenry Sheriff’s Department Narcotics Detective Jason Novak and a really, really cooperating witness.

So cooperative that she performed a sex act on the Deputy at his request, according to documents filed by the attorney who is representing the woman’s boyfriend.

And the pièce de résistance?

Having been schooled in the media by Monica Lewinsky, the woman didn’t wash the Deputy’s semen off her dress.

Did the Deputy get fired?

Nope.

But Sheriff Keith Nygren did give him a ten-day suspension and put him in a patrol car.

And, no.

Monica Lewinsky’s name is not mentioned in the article.

Neither is Bill Clinton’s.

Here’s one from Kentucky that a friend forwarded.

It has messages on so many levels.

It reads,

Here’s one from Kentucky that a friend forwarded.

It has messages on so many levels.

It reads,