My son was playing with Keely Cat in our bedroom, trying to provoke him into “attacking him.”

As you can see from this photograph, my son succeeded.

Keely is on the attack.

Fortunately, Keely has learned how to play with his claws in.

Beware, McHenry County Republican Cat Tax Collectors.

Keely might not be so restrained should you ever come to collect your salaries.