is on the license plate that is today’s “Message of the Day.” Looks like it was taken a long time ago. (So many messages, so little time.)

If the man were not in federal prison for sending spam to millions of people, I might think the car belonged to Crystal Lake’s jailed doctor Michael Millette.

Think of how many spam messages he had to send out to write the 62 million prescriptions for Schedule III and Schedule IV dosage units.