No, Keely, you cannot pay Mayor Aaron Shepley’s 75% sales tax hike in cat hair.

I know readers are saying, “Yuck!”

But this, but this is all Keely Cat has to spare for that thing called “sales tax.”

“Why isn’t my fur good enough?” Keely wonders.

“I grew it with my own body.

“It’s soft.

“If Mayor Shepley doesn’t think it is soft enough, he has never stoked a cat such as I.”