This is what T-Mobile calls “stealth” flag pole.

No, really.

That’s what T-Mobile actually calls this 100-foot cellular tower.

It’s at a water park in Niles.

Don’t worry, though, the T-Mobile expert says any radiation is like the light from the lighthouse with the light aimed at the horizon. There’s not much leakage underneath.

Click to enlarge the image and you can read the title on this poster, which was presented at the Crystal Lake Park Board’s meeting on the 75-foot proposed at Ken Bird Park.

Doesn’t everyone fell better now that they know there won’t be a 100-foot cell tower in Ken Bird Park?