Message of the Day – A Tee Shirt

Today’s tee shirt was found two years ago at Lakeside Center.

It’s a long one I found almost two years ago at one of the Crystal Lake Gala.

8
REASONS
I HATE 24

8. HE WHINES EVERY
TIME HE LOSES.
7. HE TALKS LIKE A GIRL.
6. HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL.
5. HE IS TOO DAMN LUCKY.
4. HIS CAR LOOKS LIKE
A GAY PARADE FLOAT.
3. HE AIN’T FROM THE SOUTH.
2. HE HUGS HIS PIT CREW A LITTLE TOO MUCH.
1. HE AIN’T # 8.

To the right of the countdown is the number “24” with the universal circle with a line through it indicated “No.”

OK, race car fans, what is this tee shirt all about?


Comments

Message of the Day – A Tee Shirt — 2 Comments

  1. The #24 car is Jeff Gordon, a.k.a “The Rainbow Warrior” because his car is sponsored by DuPont and is vibrantly colored.

    #8 was Dale Earnhardt, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. (before he left DEI – his racing team – for the current season. If I’m not mistaken, he now drives the #88 car).

    DE was known as “The Intimidator” for his driving style on the track before his deadly crash at the 2001 Daytona 500. Jeff Gordon is a short statured man with higher pitched voice that whines constantly about what other drivers are doing.

    Both are proven winners, though

  2. Thanks. I knew among our diverse readership that someone would know what it was all about.

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