Nyrgen’s Retirement Party – A Satire

Bachmann Nygren as a ghost

Part of Dave Bachmann’s Keith Nygren Retirement Party post.

David Bachmann, 2008 McHenry County Coroner’s candidate on the Democratic Party ticket, had a long-running blog, started in 2010.

He called it “Dirty Keith vs. Dirty Harry.”

It’s been down quite a while, but now that McHenry County Sheriff Keith Nygren is retiring, Bachmann has come back with one last post about entitled,

“Sheriff Keith Nygren Retires!”

You can find it here.

Most of the post is pictures, but here is how Bachmann concludes:

“We’re going to miss you Sheriff.

“You were a worthy adversary and we both took our shots like men!

“I toast my old nemesis and wish him well!”


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Nyrgen’s Retirement Party – A Satire — 5 Comments

  1. No one, does a better job than Dave Bachmann, when it comes to talking about Nygren and company.

    THANKS DAVE FOR ALL THE LAUGHS.

    THANKS KEITH BABY FOR PROVIDING ALL OF THE AWESOME EVIDENCE, FOR PUBLIC DISCLOSURE.

    DAVE COULDN’T HAVE DONE IT WITH OUT YOU!

  2. HEY KEITH BABY, JUST REMEMBER WE RAN YOU AND THE REGIME OUT OF TOWN WHEN ZINKE LOST THE ELECTION! GOSH, NOW YOU CAN GO SOMEWHERE NEW AND WATCH THOSE SPECIAL EDITIONS OF “LET’S MAKE A DEAL” BECAUSE “THE PRICE IS RIGHT” WHILE YOURE AT IT, BRING GORDY WITH YOU. WHEN BILL PRIM ENTERS THE MCHENRY COUNTY COURTHOUSE, THERE WILL BE NEW SIGNS THAT SAY:
    “NO POPCORN ALLOWED. WATCH TV AT HOME” “LET’S MAKE A DEAL AND THE PRICE IS RIGHT, IS NOT ALLOWED ON GOVERNMENT PROPERTY”
    SURE HOPE ZINKES HAVE THEIR FAMOUS BOOK “POLITICAL CAMPAIGNING FOR DUMMIES” FINISHED, BEFORE THEY LEAVING TOWN. KNOWING ANDY, HE IS LIKELY TO ASK “FUKOKU” FOR ADVICE, WHICH WILL MAKE FOR A REALLY BAD READ.

  3. HEY KEITH BABY, JUST REMEMBER WE RAN YOU AND THE REGIME OUT OF TOWN WHEN ZINKE LOST THE ELECTION! GOSH, NOW YOU CAN GO SOMEWHERE NEW AND WATCH THOSE SPECIAL EDITIONS OF “LET’S MAKE A DEAL” BECAUSE “THE PRICE IS RIGHT” WHILE YOURE AT IT, BRING GORDY WITH YOU. WHEN BILL PRIM ENTERS THE MCHENRY COUNTY COURTHOUSE, THERE WILL BE NEW SIGNS THAT SAY:
    “NO POPCORN ALLOWED. WATCH TV AT HOME” “LET’S MAKE A DEAL AND THE PRICE IS RIGHT, IS NOT ALLOWED ON GOVERNMENT PROPERTY”
    SURE HOPE ZINKES HAVE THEIR FAMOUS BOOK “POLITICAL CAMPAIGNING FOR DUMMIES” FINISHED, BEFORE THEY LEAVING TOWN. KNOWING ANDY, HE IS LIKELY TO ASK “FUKOKU” FOR ADVICE, WHICH WILL MAKE FOR A REALLY BAD READ.

  4. HEY KEITH BABY, JUST REMEMBER WE RAN YOU AND THE REGIME OUT OF TOWN WHEN ZINKE LOST THE ELECTION!

    GOSH, NOW YOU CAN GO SOMEWHERE NEW AND WATCH THOSE SPECIAL EDITIONS OF “LET’S MAKE A DEAL” BECAUSE “THE PRICE IS RIGHT”

    WHILE YOURE AT IT, BRING GORDY WITH YOU.

    WHEN BILL PRIM ENTERS THE MCHENRY COUNTY COURTHOUSE, THERE WILL BE NEW SIGNS THAT SAY:

    “NO POPCORN ALLOWED. WATCH TV AT HOME” “LET’S MAKE A DEAL AND THE PRICE IS RIGHT, IS NOT ALLOWED ON GOVERNMENT PROPERTY”

    SURE HOPE ZINKES HAVE THEIR FAMOUS BOOK “POLITICAL CAMPAIGNING FOR DUMMIES” FINISHED, BEFORE THEY LEAVING TOWN.

    KNOWING ANDY, HE IS LIKELY TO ASK “FUKOKU” FOR ADVICE, WHICH WILL MAKE FOR A REALLY BAD READ.

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