The famous Heisman Trophy pose.

Jack Franks marches to his “I’m just a farm boy from McHenry” mantra.

Gotta get back on the horse..

Must have been walking behind the horses with those high steps.

Hey, look both ways for a train before skipping the rail Jack.

Jack is a little ‘unclear on the concept’ of Limbo.

Running a steeplechase?

Jumpin’ Jack Flash [to the rescue]

Rauners money on his heels

Jack Franks attempts to clear the latest hurdle, known to all as “Integrity”.

“Look at me; ‘I’m with the Speaker’ (hops horse) ‘I’m with Rauner’ (hops horse again) ‘Speaker’ (hops horse again) ‘Rauner’ (hops horse yet again) ‘Speaker’… I can do this all session…”

Back when he was in Band Camp.

Here comes the Kingfish!

Jack Franks dancing and doing the “budget twist”

Here’s my imitation of Arrieta from the stretch.

Sorry Mr. Zappa——

“Dancin’ ——”

Don’t know much about dancin’
That’s why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
‘N’ both my feet’s too long
‘Course now right along with ‘em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin’ every night
Hopin’ one day I might get it right

I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat
But I can’t compete,

The disco folks all dressed up
Like they’s fit to kill
I walk on in ‘n’ see ‘em there
Gonna give them all a thrill
When they see me comin’
They all steps aside
They has a fit while I commit
My social suicide,

The beat goes on
And I’m so wrong
The beat goes on
And I’m so wrong
The beat goes on’n’I’m so wrong
The beat goes on ‘n’ I’m so wrong
The beat goes on ‘n’ I’m so wrong
I may be totally wrong,

Yowsa, yowsa, yowsa

I got it all together now
With my very own disco clothes, hey!
My shirt’s half open, t’show you my chains
‘N’ the spoon for up my nose
I am really somethin’
That’s what you’d prob’ly say
So smoke your little smoke
Drink your little drink
While I dance the night away,

“…shoulda skipped the pork & beans…”

Richard Simmons’ protege sweats to the oldies.

To his own drummer, no doubt.

You already know who it is! Now watch me whip…now watch me nae nae.

The greatest challenge of bifocals.

Everything is better with the captain.

Heisman, I thought he was trying to do a cartoonish run. 😛

Mores chins than a Chinese telephone directory…

Rep. Franks demonstrates how Gov. Rauner’s “shaking up Springfield” has left most citizens twisting in the wind.

Dodging questions like a pro!

“Constantly reaching for his imaginary pedestal”

I’m high-stepping my way to doing nothing as an IL elected official!

It’s just a jump to the left.

Jacks’ version of the nae nae.

Fifty shades of grey.

“You put your left foot in, you put your right foot out.”

“Jumpin Jack Franks”

That wireless butt plug has a long range

Making his escape.

Frankie saw a really big spider

running start to hurdle that barricade to get to the beer tent

Chorus Line ready!