This one is from coomenter “FranksLies.”
My turn, Cal
Franks’ Rats! (Casten, Underwood, Mahady, Zettler, Yensen, Reinert, Aavang, etc.)
They fought the dogs and killed the cats,
And bit the babies in the cradles,
And ate the tax cheeses right out of the vats.
And spread feces on the cook’s own ladles,
Split open the kegs of salted sprats,
Made nests inside Ma Barker’s hats,
And even spoiled Mrs. Evertsen’s chats,
By drowning their speaking
With shrieking and squeaking
In fifty different sharps and flats.