Colatorti Plans Christmas Fundraiser

From Tony Colatorti, running for the Republican nomination for McHenry County Sheriff, comes an invitation to a fundraiser on December 6th at his restaurant in Algonquin:


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Colatorti Plans Christmas Fundraiser — 10 Comments

  1. How many of Tadelman’s evil Hanukkah elves will be there to spy, lie and wreak havoc?

  2. What does PC’s – ‘standing meet and greet’ mean?

    No chair, no dinner, I’m assuming.

  3. Sounds like someone whiny over losing something to a lawyer at Prime.

    So, make up some anonymous implied crap.

  4. Is Santa going to be played by Glenn Swanson, Joe Tirio, or Orville Brettman?

    They’re the obvious choices.

    Jeff Thorsen could probably pull it off but I don’t think he’ll do it.

    Not sure about Mrs Claus.

    Ersel Schuster, Rita H, or Kay Bates?

    Didn’t Tirio dress up as Santa before?

    Maybe not.

    Didn’t Santa show up to a GOP event before?

    If it wasn’t Tirio, who was it then, Cal?

    Was it the REAL Santa?

    WAS IT YOU, CAL?!

    You know who the Democrats would have?

    Terri K would be the Santa.

    The Mrs Santa would be Lou Ness.

    It couldn’t be Paula Yensen on account of she isn’t nice enough.

    Unless they got the REAL Santa.

    But I don’t think EITHER party got the REAL Santa, because they’ve both been bad boys and girls!

    Santa is going to give them a LUMP OF COAL!

  5. Casey Amos will be playing Ebenezer Scrooge. Give my well wishes to Tiny Tim.

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