Why Don’t Parade Organizers in Harvard, Crystal Lake, McHenry, Algonquin and Johnsburg Hire This Jack Sparrow Impersonator?

For at least a decade a Marengo resident Rick Aspen,who looks a lot like Johnny D,p has paraded along Marengo streets pretending to bve a drunk Jack Sparow.

Jack Sparrow 2021
in 2012 Captain Jack Sparrow made his second appearance at the Marengo Settlers Day Parade.
Captain Jack Sparrow looks as if he is being chased by the Culver’s custard cone in 2015.
Jack Sparrow captivated those along the parade route in 2013. He’s a local guy otherwise know as Rick Aspen.
Could Jack Sparrow be running for county office? If so, which one in 2011 photo
Somehow it seemed appropriate that Captain Jack Sparrow see these messages in 2011.


Why Don’t Parade Organizers in Harvard, Crystal Lake, McHenry, Algonquin and Johnsburg Hire This Jack Sparrow Impersonator? — 12 Comments

  1. Who cares?

    This is a irrelevant non-story, now let’s get back to the meat and potatoes.

  2. Parades are fine if they are designed strictly for kids.

    What do kids like to see?

    Cartoon characters, movie characters, maybe big trucks, tractors, motorcycles, etc.

    What likely do kids not care about?


  3. Answer to Cal’s inane question:

    Because there are too many faggoty personages already in local parades.

  4. I listened to Cindy’s utoob. Conspiracy fantasies work. The lady says they couldn’t pick up 87 year old mom because they all work, no one could go. So her brother went at 1 a.m. when the hospital said they would leave her outside alone. They all work nights, apparently.

    Better: the hospital had no beds, because there (she never says where) and in hospitals throughout the USA, the gummint is paying them to remove beds. So people die. So all the doctors and nurses in all the hospitals where they pretend to have beds are lying because the rooms have no beds. My friend who spent time I. The hospital and was visited by family… the other patients were crisis actors idle until the next false flag whatever.

    And now the capper, the favorite phrase of the fantasists, because “it’s all kabuki theater.”

    The more you challenge the absurdity, the more they dig in and the more certain they are that you are blind to the obvious (in this case some “truth” by a utoober in an unknown place with unstated sources. I know, she can’t say where or who, because then the black helos would come scoop them up.

  5. Martin? You are a complete idiot. You know NOTHING About Germany! It shows in your idiotic comment! There will be nothing posted that you will EVER understand because you have zero discernment!

  6. One more.

    Call someone an “idiot” a third time, and you win.

    Those are the rules of evidence-free argument.

  7. Cindy, you’re great for entertainment.
    Please, DO say “idiot” one more time, kinda like you said “Beetlejuice” three times and were transported into the alternate reality that surrounds you and resulted in your head being shrunk.

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