IL-11: Catalina Lauf Will Off to Algonquin Saturday for Grafton Township Golf Outing

From Republican Congressional hopeful Catalina Lauf’s Twitter feed:


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IL-11: Catalina Lauf Will Off to Algonquin Saturday for Grafton Township Golf Outing — 13 Comments

  1. She’d make a good beer cart girl.

    The tips should be pretty good.

    Does Lopez golf?

  2. Ah, smart gal!

    She’s figured out what took me 30 years of business golf outings to realize.

    Golf outings were created for guys with broken wieners.

  3. I was told they are going to raffle off chances to be in her foresome.

    Half goes to her campaign, the rest to Grafton.

    Good move Grafton!

  4. I draw the line at a threesome. Anything more than that and there are too many balls in the grass.

  5. Good thing Correcting you and your other poster names NefariousShake and MellowMonk satisfy your 3 some desire. Which one of you is the caboose?

  6. I’m sure she’ got her foursome and will be insulated by them. She Wouldn’t want to risk anyone asking her a question or gauging her IQ.

  7. **Good thing Correcting you and your other poster names NefariousShake and MellowMonk satisfy your 3 some desire. Which one of you is the caboose?**

    I’m confused… how can we have a threesome if we’re actually the same person? I’m not sure that you understand how threesomes work…

  8. “I’m confused… how can we have a threesome if we’re actually the same person? I’m not sure that you understand how threesomes work…” — Nefarious Shake

    I’m beginning to think you may understand too much, Shake! 😃

    With all these backyard golfers right near our house, I’m glad I’m doing a Wisconsin bicycle ride today.

    Hope they have a good time.

  9. Thanks for proving my point Shake. And Lopez I lost my appetite visualizing you in tight fitting bike pants and a little helmet. I’ll have to skip lunch today and go ride my real bike today.

  10. ** Thanks for proving my point Shake. **

    And once again you’re confused about your own point, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

  11. Sure Shake. The highly intelligent political savants can’t figure out the point unless they have a flowchart. I worked with simps like you in the corporate world. I’ll just laugh and move along.

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