Five Pot Citations in Harvard Posted on 11/19/2022 by Cal SkinnerNovember 18, 2022 From the Harvard Police:
One of my larcenous backyard squirrels, has absconded with a box of Macunudo’s, off my back patio this morning. I’d appreciate law enforcement discontinuing this vehicle harassment and unravel this real vexing crime mystery.
Breaking: I’ve uncovered evidence it was Klepto the Squirrel, my Professor Moriarty and backyard criminal mastermind.
The mores of Mexico wrecked the town. Soon such petty laws won’t be enforced. All the invaders had to do was wait!
First point: it’s not Red States. It’s blue cities. Look at a voting map of Oregon, for example. As a rule, any given state’s ‘color’ is a function of whether the blue cities are big enough to outvote the red hinterland.
One of my larcenous backyard squirrels, has absconded with a box of Macunudo’s, off my back patio this morning.
I’d appreciate law enforcement discontinuing this vehicle harassment and unravel this real vexing crime mystery.
Breaking:
I’ve uncovered evidence it was Klepto the Squirrel, my Professor Moriarty and backyard criminal mastermind.
The mores of Mexico wrecked the town.
Soon such petty laws won’t be enforced.
All the invaders had to do was wait!
First point: it’s not Red States.
It’s blue cities.
Look at a voting map of Oregon, for example.
As a rule, any given state’s ‘color’ is a function of whether the blue cities are big enough to outvote the red hinterland.