Registration Open for Crystal Lake Independence Day Parade

From the Crystal Lake Chamber of Commerce:

Register here.

The drop dead deadline for registration is June 1st.


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Registration Open for Crystal Lake Independence Day Parade — 21 Comments

  1. Let the LGBTQABC123 grooming pedos in Southern McHenry County get their drag queen float ready. Uprising Bakery can throw pastries instead of candy. I’m sure they’ll be cream filled.

  2. This is one of the more expensive parades if you want to be in it, but it is also one of the larger ones in the county.

  3. I’d love to be an Illinois Pol, just to bean your idiot kids with skull crushing sized hard candy, while you street lined imbeciles, do that trained seal applauding thingy for political garbage people.

  4. JT and HonestAbe#1 will be on a float together playing their top hits from their band the Rusty Trombones and Cindy will be riding JT’s hog.

  5. Ridiculous that parades have become money makers instead of a community thing.

    If enough people sit it out, they’ll have to rethink their ridiculous fees.

  6. Oh Lil Joey. Don’t you play skin flute on the weekend on the Northside with your band the Butt Buddy Orchestra backed up by the Chapstick Singers? Get that Prius on the charger for your ride to the bakery for your cream filled pastry sport.

  7. While some complain about fees, I would like to ask who should cover the cost for the town, the extra Police, over time for the city workers, insurance…

  8. Who says they make money?

    It costs a lot of police, fire department and public works overtime to park dump trucks full of sand at every intersection, have medics on scene and at the ready and to set up sniper and drone coverage to cover the rooftops.

    Lots of training, SOPs and contingency plans need to be made nowadays.

  9. Why is that poop? Who’s driving crazy behavior? Reference Highland Park in your response. I guess banning guns saves lives now. Until it doesn’t.

    Priceless. LOL. Veneer. That’s for the snowflake trolls little game. LOL Again

  10. Back in 2014 Kenneally was in this parade marching around like ‘Sideshow Bob’ from The Simpsons.

    Worth the price of an admission for a good laugh.

  11. Popcorn is a damn fool.

    MCC should be shut down.

    Now they’re hosting lgbtq ‘mixers’ for perverts paid for be hapless tax payers.

  12. Ms. Trumpion still hating in the name of god.
    Education the Bane of religion.

  13. Porky, your religion involves kneepads, Halsted, a back alley, chapstick and a paying mandate.

    When’s the next Butt Buddy Orchestra show?

  14. Ok troll. Even correcting shot down your shit. keep howling at the moon.

  15. Will most or all of the parade contents – floats, trucks, pickups, marchers – having signs with words, sentences be safe content for children to read?

    Will all marchers have appropriate clothing to be seen by children?

  16. Porky trying to be Correctings wingman. I love it. Correcting doesn’t need one and I suspect would not pay for your supple lip service. Kneepads are on sale at Menards. Better stock up Porkboy. Opening day is right around the corner. Business should pick up for you and your Orchestra of flute players.

  17. JT is a grown man acting like a child on a blog. It’s hilarious. Apparently has a vette, a truck, and a hog but spends his life here. What a loser.

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