To JB Pritzker:
Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week and cc your manager, the people of Illinois.
Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.
Sincerely,
The Illinois Republican Party
P.S. We’re pretty sure you aren’t going to respond, so here are some suggestions:
Compared Republicans to Nazis – A desperate, disgusting attack to distract from his own failures. Classy.
Went on MSNBC for a Love Fest – Instead of working for Illinois families, he spent his time trying to impress liberal elites.
Pushed More Tax Hikes – Because clearly, Illinois families and businesses just aren’t paying enough already.
Doubled Down on Sanctuary Policies – Inviting even more illegal immigrants to Illinois while ignoring the financial and safety crisis it creates.
Continued Pretending to Be President – Instead of fixing Illinois, he’s out there demanding that Trump and Congress listen to him. Delusional.
Meanwhile, Illinois Republicans are focused on REAL solutions:
Fighting for lower taxes and economic growth Protecting our communities from crime and lawlessness Standing with President Trump to secure our borders Stopping Pritzker’s radical policies before they do even more damage
