Jack Franks’ Cat Tax Ordinance Up for Review, But Franks Does Not Include Content in County Board Packet

Keely Cat Cat wouldn’t have wanted to be in the County Cat Tax bag..

Jack Franks has given a second signal his willingness to impose a new tax on cats.

His first signal was when the McHenry County Board of Health approved the institution of a cat tax.

Here are the details published here on October 9th (and, incidentally, not yet mentioned in the newspaper of record, the Northwest Herald):

  • $7 a year for sterilized cats
  • $60 for a three-year license sexually active cats
  • $17 for a three year registration of sterilized cats
  • $10 for a late fee
District 1
Yvonne Barnes
h/w: 224-588-1822
Current term ends: Dec. 2020
Michael Vijuk
c: 847-909-0596
Current Term ends: Dec. 2022
Thomas Wilbeck
h: 224-888-8142
w: 847-770-3565
Current term ends: Dec. 2020
Robert “Bob” Nowak
h: 847-977-5516
Current term ends: Dec. 2022
District 2
Carolyn Schofield
c: 815-341-2440
Current term ends: Dec. 2022
Jeffrey Thorsen
h: 815-245-9204
Current term ends: Dec. 2020
Suzanne Ness
w: 217-721-4272
Current term ends: Dec. 2022
John Reinert
h: 815-382-0384
w: 815-459-5900
Current term ends: Dec. 2020
District 3
Kelli Wegener
c: 847-997-4994
Current term ends: Dec. 2022
Lori Parrish
c: 815-790-4020
Current term ends: Dec. 2022
Chris Christensen
h: 815-334-7225
Current term ends: Dec. 2020
Joseph Gottemoller
c: 815-382-9940
w: 815-459-5152
Current term ends: Dec. 2020
District 4
Kay R. Bates
h: 815-276-5073
w: 815-385-4300
Current term ends: Dec. 2020
Pamela Althoff
c: 815-482-4567
Current term ends: Dec. 2022
Stephen Doherty
h: 815-482-0266
Current term ends: Dec. 2020
Charles “Chuck” Wheeler
w: 815-307-8525
Current term ends: Dec. 2022
District 5
Paula Yensen
c: 815-404-3918
Current term ends: Dec. 2020
John Jung, Jr.
h: 815-338-6201
Current term ends: Dec. 2022
Michael Skala
h: 847-669-3804
w: 815-337-5550
Current term ends: Dec. 2020
Carlos Acosta
h: 815-575-8914
Current term ends: Dec. 2022
District 6
Michele Aavang
h: 815-648-4210
Current term ends: Dec. 2022
Jim Kearns
w: 847-875-4852
Current term ends: Dec. 2020
Mary T. McCann
h: 815-568-1061
Current term ends: Dec. 2020
Larry W. Smith
h: 815-353-8043
Current term ends: Dec. 2022
 

Comments

Jack Franks’ Cat Tax Ordinance Up for Review, But Franks Does Not Include Content in County Board Packet — 9 Comments

  1. Which category does Angel fall into. With any luck he’s been sterilized.

  2. well ain’t this just the cats a**….

    NOT ! gonna pay no stinking cat tax … just not gonna do it…

    absurd

  3. Will Persians be taxed more bc they tend to be anti-Israeli?

  4. No mention of the fee for a second amendment cat. It is no coincidence my sunshine blogger is globally known as the sunshine tax-fighter.. Stay tuned…355 days…tic, tock, tic, tock, tic, tock, meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…

  5. Cats can’t tell time, so how can they be charged a late fee?

    Stupid is as stupid does.

    Forrest Gump

  6. My kitty is black.

    She’s going to scream ‘racism’ if they try to tax her.

    She might even bring Jesse and Al in to help with her protest.

  7. Good luck verifying someone owns a cat without violating the 4th Amendment.

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